#1. This super long Froot Loop that looks like a creepy green snake instead of a green snack.
#2. These two grapes that grew into one supergrape thanks to tight stem.
#3. This nippled piece of bacon.
#4. This fry that probably saw a sexy fry and went, “boing!”
#5. This really sucky lime.
#6. This Lunchables that came with a bag of cheese powder instead of chips.
#7. A roll of tape that came inside a sealed bag of McDonald’s French fries.
#8. This scary lemon-alien hybrid.