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Just 16 Tweets That’ll Make Anyone Who Loves Puns Crack Up

#1.

wow huge congrats to toilet pic.twitter.com/nHIpiHBd3i

— becca t (@beccaandthebox) July 22, 2016

#2.

Smells like pic.twitter.com/sYOjuMZlps

— Laura Kalbag (@laurakalbag) August 5, 2016

#3.

No need to brag mate pic.twitter.com/kDwKgw6fAJ

— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) August 21, 2016

#4.

john west yer a fuckin liar that’s well hard pic.twitter.com/3h7EXFNndJ

— Butt Sea (@Butsay_) August 5, 2016

#5.

my dad has just taken dad jokes to a whole new level pic.twitter.com/S7pklb4EhX

— jess (@enterjeshikari) July 26, 2016

#6.

… and the Philosopher’s Stone. pic.twitter.com/XAFBrWfkUe

— Friz Frizzle (@FrizFrizzle) January 27, 2016

#7.

v pleasing pic.twitter.com/QtSWltvtah

— Sophie Gadd (@sophie_gadd) May 6, 2016

#8.

Lawyer: Relax you’ll be fine. There’s no way the judge will be a expert in vegetable theft
*judge walks in*
Me: Shit pic.twitter.com/2M65kCBQub

— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) March 21, 2016

#9.

Dad: “GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW!”

Child: *storms off* “JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!”

Dad: “WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS!?”

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) November 27, 2013

#10.

Glenn Close. Glenn Far. pic.twitter.com/YEUHSkTdmu

— Dave P (@Sarkies_Proxy) September 4, 2016

#11.

Mary Berry. pic.twitter.com/ckHVvQrMKO

— Hannah Schneider (@HanSchneids) July 6, 2016

#12.

Why is it called a ‘dad-bod’ and not a ‘father-figure’?

— Steven W Skinner (@SkinnerSteven) May 8, 2015

#13.

George WashingDONE with your attitude pic.twitter.com/o7UBp6U3o1

— reasons to smile (@smile4these) November 25, 2015

#14.

Oi satellite dish, what music you into, pal? pic.twitter.com/scQYiohB1B

— Nick Stevenson (@NickMixmag) December 4, 2015

#15.

where did you come from
where did you go
where did you come from pic.twitter.com/fKzDa0PllR

— joe (@thats_joe_raven) January 10, 2016

#16.

I came to get down
I came to get down
So get out your seats and jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound
Jumper hound pic.twitter.com/uavPaDsvNe

— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) August 27, 2014

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