19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Parenting Is Super Fun


3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy’s card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015


This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight

— kanye (@HussSrour) September 3, 2015


My 11-year old’s birthday card to me. #blessed

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015


Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016


When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious.

— EuroKate™ (@KateOfHysteria) June 20, 2016



6: Daddy, I’m mad at you.
Me: What for?
6: I’m not telling you.

She’s already a woman.

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016


Ben thinks this is him and won’t let go of the diapers 🙄

— Purple (@SleeplesssInKy) June 24, 2016


She’s been talking into the vent for a while

At first I thought it was cute

Now I’m afraid someone is talking back

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016


Ten minutes ago, they were all screaming.

I just walked in to find this.

I suspect a trap.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2016


The 7 yo’s got a flair for the dramatic.

— Melissa (@meliperr) April 10, 2016


5: daddy can I tell you a secret?

Me: sure thing buddy

5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn’t wash my hands

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015


I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, “I’m NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I’ve been whispering. Now I’m free!”

— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013


This baby a whole 7 mins old & already fed up with life

— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) June 27, 2014


4-year-old: I’m never going to get married.

Me: What will you do instead?

4: Eat.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 18, 2016


Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents’ night.

— Kristin (@FeralCrone) April 13, 2016


When she’s an adult I’m going to get her up at 3 a.m. and then act pissed off all day. It’s going to be sweet!

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) July 10, 2016


5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would “have a piece of cheese and calm down”

So, yeah, she’s mine.

— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016


Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014


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