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19 Hilarious Tweets That Prove Parenting Is Super Fun

#1.

3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy’s card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015

#2.

This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1

— kanye (@HussSrour) September 3, 2015

#3.

My 11-year old’s birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa

— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015

#4.

Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V

— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016

#5.

When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. pic.twitter.com/HqvuVTYVXg

— EuroKate™ (@KateOfHysteria) June 20, 2016

#6.

https://twitter.com/XplodingUnicorn/status/602960126459432960/photo/1

#7.

6: Daddy, I’m mad at you.
Me: What for?
6: I’m not telling you.

She’s already a woman.

— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016

#8.

Ben thinks this is him and won’t let go of the diapers 🙄 pic.twitter.com/y6Pg8acrdU

— Purple (@SleeplesssInKy) June 24, 2016

#9.

She’s been talking into the vent for a while

At first I thought it was cute

Now I’m afraid someone is talking back pic.twitter.com/uhibpE7tL8

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016

#10.

Ten minutes ago, they were all screaming.

I just walked in to find this.

I suspect a trap. pic.twitter.com/h6591FXhmp

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2016

#11.

The 7 yo’s got a flair for the dramatic. pic.twitter.com/dxmmJEJX1x

— Melissa (@meliperr) April 10, 2016

#12.

5: daddy can I tell you a secret?

Me: sure thing buddy

5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn’t wash my hands

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015

#13.

I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, “I’m NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I’ve been whispering. Now I’m free!”

— Li’l Edie Pentland (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013

#14.

This baby a whole 7 mins old & already fed up with life pic.twitter.com/BdnbfXcmuF

— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) June 27, 2014

#15.

4-year-old: I’m never going to get married.

Me: What will you do instead?

4: Eat.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 18, 2016

#16.

Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents’ night. pic.twitter.com/vql21wkgAf

— Kristin (@FeralCrone) April 13, 2016

#17.

When she’s an adult I’m going to get her up at 3 a.m. and then act pissed off all day. It’s going to be sweet! pic.twitter.com/vx246ituOl

— No Idea: Daddy Blog (@byclintedwards) July 10, 2016

#18.

5yo and her friend just ended an argument by deciding they would “have a piece of cheese and calm down”

So, yeah, she’s mine.

— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) June 14, 2016

#19.

Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 9, 2014

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